The large company to which I have whored myself for the last 12 years has observed that the benefits of employing me do not necessarily outweigh the costs. My efficiency as part of the corporate machine is in question, I am worn and unreliable. My role is being re-evaluated. The company is right sizing. They are no doubt going to do this in a pro-active manner and I am confident they will leverage synergies and strategies as and when required. No corner of the English language will remain untrampled in this process.
I have expressed all I have learnt from the corporate factory of dreams in this charming and cheerful picture.